On a scale from one to fired, how much trouble am I in?
Timmy should not make “Cha-Ching” noses when entering a Point Of Sale.
Buying a high end router does not “give you more Googles”.
Timmy should not call shopping carts Race Cars.
Timmy may not refer to co-workers as ‘minions’.
Timmy’s supervisor is not “the level boss”.
Timmy may not try to sell CDs as Frisbees.
Timmy is not allowed to call defective hard drives “Bad Data Sandwiches
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure" is not an appropriate diagnoses for an infected hard drive.