Timmy works in Tech Support. Timmy is a perpetual n00b. Timmy has done some really silly things. These are the things that Timmy may no longer do.
On a scale from one to fired, how much trouble am I in?
Timmy
Don’t be a DUCK.
Top 4 reasons to get protection plans.
Timmy should not make “Cha-Ching” noses when entering a Point Of Sale.
Timmy should not tell customers that “Facebook has a premium account service”.
Buying a high end router does not “give you more Googles”.
Timmy should not call shopping carts Race Cars.
Timmy may not refer to co-workers as ‘minions’.
Timmy’s supervisor is not “the level boss”.
Timmy may not try to sell CDs as Frisbees.
